lazy dragon

"Lookie, lookie. That, sir, is a lazy dragon vanquished. See how the scales along his underbelly are beginning to pull off from his body like flakes of dandruff and he's removed all the rings from his claws? Those, sir, are the signs that his hours are numbered and soon his entire form will dissolve into dust. Now, the only thing we have to be careful of are those little arrow-head spurs spiriling up the tip of his tail. Those are actually seeds, and if they get loose and take root, a new lazy dragon will spring up from each of them. We should use a pair of vice-grips to pluck them off and then let them corrode in a bowl of water. I hear it's actually quite colorful, and the fumes are intoxicating. But, let's not bother with that right now. There's always later. Right now, let's celebrate our victory over this beast with a bit of homebrew and dancing, shall we?"